no, i will not catch on. i don’t care how much you flirt with me, i can’t and won’t just assume that you like me. i literally need you to blatantly tell me you do, and even then i’ll question it
THE NOTES WHOA
Well I had my first threesome on my b-day, and both chicks were equally enthusiastic and skilled, so that was probably the best sex I had this year.
The sessions with my Brazilian booty call from earlier in the year were dope. She made me like anal sex a a lot more than I did in previous years.
And this other one girl, she just wouldn’t leave me alone and wanted my d. Ended up being maybe the best blowjob I ever had. I call her Turbo Throat. It felt like she was sucking the soul out of my body.
This whole year was a fucking blur.